Monday, November 14, 2011

I'm So Sneaky...


Compliments come in the weirdest ways. Here's how it happened...
This weekend was the last Hawkeye home game of the year and Saturday morning at the institute breakfast some friends gave us tickets! J was thrilled to pieces and so we helped clean the chapel, and then joined the masses heading over to beautiful Kinnick Stadium. J had on his Hawkeye shirt, but since mine doesn't fit at the moment, I was wearing the only thing I had with the right colors - a black hoodie with the gold letters, "Rangers." It was a perfect day for football - fresh blue sky, pleasant 60's, and fantastic electricity in the air since the Hawkeyes were on a home game winning streak with this team. I was happy just being outside in the sunshine. As we passed through the gates, there of course was tons of security milling about.
A policewoman came up to me, "Excuse me, may I check your pockets?" She must have signaled another officer because suddenly there were two of them right by me.
"Sure!" I tried to pull my not-so-loose hoodie pocket futher out so they could peek inside. Then it hit me.
"Oh!....No, no this is my belly..." My poor brain started working over time to think of how else to explain my protruding front.
The second officer started laughing, "Can't be sneaking those babies in now can we?" as the first officer kind of just melted away.
Oh the funnies of life - they were just doing a very thorough job at keeping everyone safe - except that they let my purse through which was a tad bigger than it was supposed to be. (Later laughing about it we brainstormed what I could have been smuggling - my favorite basketball I couldn't go to the game without? Our super cool Hawkeye pumpkin? J said I should have just showed her my bare belly...)
What a compliment - she didn't even think I looked pregnant. Here's for hoodies! At least the male officers steered clear - that would have been even more awkward...
Eight days and counting....

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

38 Weeks and Counting...

I thought this was too cute to pass up! Yes, it is a very adorable pregnant Jared - 38 weeks and counting - along with me!

Obviously, we had our birthing class last week. I was bit nervous we wouldn't make it in time for the class and be left all on our own. (As Jared put it, "But then maybe we would get a refund..." He was hoping because eight hours on a Saturday is a long time for any working man to give up - what a trooper!) As it turns out, things went on without a hitch! We, along with seven other first-time parent couples, watched video clips, practiced breathing, and scribbled notes on the phases of labor. We all took a tour of the hospital (the labor rooms are actually very pretty - not that I'll probably be noticing that much), swapped tips and enjoyed Bill Cosby's perspective. Of course the "empathy belly" was a hit with the moms-to-be as the teacher announced the different weights as she added them, "Each of these five pounds weights will rest right on your hips, and this one goes right on your bladder, and of course I heated this towel so you'll be nice and toasty..." (Although after watching all those videos I personally thought also being in stirrups would add much more empathy.)

All in all, it was very helpful and we are so excited to meet our little guy! (Still no official name but we're working on it.) Now just as long as we don't forget what we learned when it gets real!